I think I'm going to order several gift certificates for eye exams and start passing them out to the idiots who call me "sir" because apparently a woman with short hair has never been in their presence before and they can't fathom that I could possibly be a woman even though I am very well endowed in the chest area and always have multiple earrings in my ear and they obviously need their eyeballs checked by a professional. [That's my mini-rant for the day.]
